FHGB Summer 2008 House Rules

1. All members should, under all circumstances and levels of intoxication, avoid intra-house hookups prior to August 1, 2008. After August 1, 2008, this behavior is encouraged.

2. On holiday and other crowded weekends, all hookups must sleep either directly on top of or beneath the hosting member to save space.

3. Members must always help other members hook up, acting as wingmen, diversions, and bait, at any member's behest.

4. The party attic is so named, because it is reserved for members who want to party (in the attic). Complaining because the attic is too loud to get quality sleep is not allowed.

5. Similarly, the party shower is so named, because it is reserved for members who want to party (in the shower). Complaining because the shower is too crowded to get clean is not allowed.

6. All dragbacks must have their picture taken to later be documented on the wall of shame. Written comments and warnings are also highly encouraged. Any dragback whose name you have forgotten shall be classified by the color or contents of their shirt.

7. No pop up collars allowed! Seriously!

8. Please be aware that noises from the attic can be heard in vivid detail in the 2nd-floor bayside bedroom. Therefore, at least put on a good show. If you are unsure about how to put on a good show, you may be in the wrong house.

9. Attendance at Jam Session is almost as mandatory as body shots, especially if Kristen or Mr. Greengenes is on the schedule. Although Jam starts at 5 pm on Saturday afternoon, you are encouraged to get there by 4 pm. Open revolt is suggested if Love Seed Mama Jump is scheduled.

10. Attendance at Suicide Sunday is mandatory and "beating the traffic" is expressly forbidden. It is widely accepted in Dewey that nothing cures a hangover like a Starboard Bloody, so it is also unacceptable to "sleep off a hangover." Plus, if you try, someone will start jumping on your bed.

11. Runners must avoid making the rest of the house feel bad by coming back at 9 am and loudly proclaiming "how great that felt," while we're just trying to keep the room from spinning.

12. You boot; you mop. You pee on the coffee table; you mop with your head.

13. Beer pong is a legitimate sport. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

14. There will be no complaining about the sad state of our private beach unless you are willing to get off your ass and rake it. In otherwords, don't throw trash on it!

15. The ants in the kitchen are not our friends. (See House Contract prohibiting pets)

Download Official 2008 House Rules and Contract HERE!