FHGB Summer House Rules

Official House Rules and Contract HERE!

1. All members should, under all circumstances and levels of intoxication, avoid intra-house hookups prior to August 1. After August 1, this behavior is encouraged.

2. On holiday and other crowded weekends, all hookups must sleep either directly on top of or beneath the hosting member to save space.

3. Members must always help other members hook up, acting as wingmen, diversions, and bait, at any member's behest.

4. The party attic is so named, because it is reserved for members who want to party (in the attic). Complaining because the attic is too loud to get quality sleep is not allowed.

5. All dragbacks must have their picture taken to later be documented on the wall of shame. Written comments and warnings are also highly encouraged. Any dragback whose name you have forgotten shall be classified by the color or contents of their shirt.

6. No pop up collars allowed! Seriously! Maybe only Heather Dalsimer.....

7. Attendance at Jam Session is almost as mandatory as body shots, especially if Kristen or Mr. Greengenes is on the schedule. Although Jam starts at 5 pm on Saturday afternoon, you are encouraged to get there by 4 pm. Open revolt is suggested if Love Seed Mama Jump is scheduled.

8. Attendance at Suicide Sunday is mandatory and "beating the traffic" is expressly forbidden. It is widely accepted in Dewey that nothing cures a hangover like a Starboard Bloody, so it is also unacceptable to "sleep off a hangover." Plus, if you try, someone will start jumping on your bed.

9. Beer pong is a legitimate sport. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

10. Drinkball is a legitimate sport. Learn it. Live it. Love it.